Cruise Life | Sorry, I Have Deck Chair Plans

I'd love to join your excursion.

Really.

But I've already committed to an intensive schedule of absolutely nothing.

My day is fully booked with coffee on the promenade, a strategically selected deck chair, occasional page-turning, and making sure my frozen drink never reaches room temperature.

It's a demanding itinerary.

This shirt is for cruisers who know that the best seat on the ship isn't in the theater—it's the one with an ocean view and no plans whatsoever. While everyone else is racing for buses and meeting points, you're conducting important relaxation research from Row 1 on the Lido Deck.

Why you’ll love it

• Perfect for sea days, port days, and "I'm staying on the ship" days
• Unisex fit with a relaxed feel
• An original Cruise Rooster design you won't find in the ship's gift shop.
• Durable print made for repeat sailings

Warning: Wearing this shirt may lead to people asking if you're getting off in port.

The correct answer is:

"No thanks... I have deck chair plans."

Product features

- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (4.5 oz/yd²).

- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish.

- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching.

- Pearlized tear-away label and ethically sourced cotton; Oeko-Tex certified.

- DTG prints on body with optional DTF sleeve/inner-neck prints; durable and smooth print surface.

Care instructions

- Do not dry clean

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors