Cruise Life | Drink Package Research Team

This isn't day drinking.

It's field research.

Someone has to determine whether the frozen piña colada is better by the pool, the mojito is smoother at the Sunset Bar, the martini is worth dressing up for, and if that suspiciously cheerful bartender can really make an espresso martini before noon.

You're simply doing your part for science.

This vintage-inspired crest celebrates the dedicated cruisers who approach the beverage package with the seriousness it deserves. Every bar visited. Every cocktail sampled. Every happy hour thoroughly... investigated.

Why you’ll love it

Official attire for professional beverage package "researchers"
Perfect for sail-away parties, sea days, bar crawls, and pub trivia
Guaranteed to get laughs from fellow cruisers (and knowing nods from bartenders)
Vintage crest design with a premium nautical feel

Research Protocol

✔️ Compare cocktails from multiple venues.

✔️ Verify beer temperatures throughout the ship.

✔️ Confirm wine pairings with lunch, dinner... and second lunch.

✔️ Repeat experiments as necessary.

The Drink Package Research Team reminds you that all findings should be conducted responsibly. Also, if anyone asks, you're gathering data.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (4.5 oz/yd²).

- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish.

- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching.

- Pearlized tear-away label and ethically sourced cotton; Oeko-Tex certified.

- DTG prints on body with optional DTF sleeve/inner-neck prints; durable and smooth print surface.